i would punch a child for taco bell
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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