For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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