I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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