Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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