I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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