Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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