Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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