remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
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Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
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So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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