Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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