So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
This is my gift to your gina
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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