That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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