I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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