Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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