drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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