I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
