How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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