I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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