Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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