youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
