i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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