when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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