I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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