I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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