You're my little dorito
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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