went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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