This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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