so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
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You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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