Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
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I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
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So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
tell me about the fingering
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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