We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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