In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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