Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
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