Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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