i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
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I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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