How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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