you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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