Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
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I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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