just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You don't make any sense
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