She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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