There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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