he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
