and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Come see our sink grown plant.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
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Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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