It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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