Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Bang-toberfest begins!!
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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