Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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