Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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