Grow some girl-balls and come out already
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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