watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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