Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
he high fived his dick after we had sex
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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