Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
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Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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