dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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