youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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