Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I deserve this hangover.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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