is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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