Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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