His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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