I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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