Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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