I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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